Zipper Martin is a Vaudeville performer known as the World's Greatest Quick Change Artist who can change costumes in a split second while appearing on a stage with his costume rack and props. After singing a brief limerick, he quickly changes into a series of famous English celebrities from the 1980s, such as Rolf Harris, Billy Connolly and Al Jolson using black face singing "Mammy." Unfortunately, his assistant neglects to include a towel and he has to keep the black face through his Moira Anderson impression.
- Zipper Martin was played by Benny Hill.
- Benny also did Rolf Harris on March 23, 1977 and Moira Harrison on February 23, 1972.