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The Herd

ProductionEdit

Episode: 53
Date: March 31, 1986
Time: 51:12
Musical Director: Ronnie Aldrich
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography: Libby Roberts
Producer: Dennis Kirkland
Director: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill

EpisodeEdit

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HighlightsEdit

  • Coming up

CastEdit

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QuotesEdit

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  • Wall Quote - "If the Government is up your nose - Then picket."

  • Wall Quote - "Dis arm today - Dis arm tomorrow."

  • Wall Quote - "Beer is best - It will be the urination of me."


  • Miss Cissy - "Has the padre gone yet?"
    Nurse - "That wasn't the padre. It was the doctor."
    Miss Cissy - "I thought he was a bit darn familiar for a padre."



  • Benny Hill - "Your applause is like food and drink to me. Thank you for the bread and water."

  • Benny Hill - "I have never once laid a hand on one of those girls. I think her name was Sandra...."

  • Benny Hill - "That room is so small the RSTCA condemned it!"

  • Benny Hill - "There is one chair in there; it's a Bentwood chair. It's a bent wood chair."

  • Benny Hill - "You can always tell a man who works at Thames. Moldy shoes and a rusty zip."

  • Greta - "Hurt me! I want you to hurt me!"
    Nils - "Alright, your dog's dead."

  • Nils - "Moan Greta. I want to hear you moan."
    Greta - "Ok, have you seen the price of bacon these days?"

TriviaEdit

  • Parts of this episode appear in the "Benny Hill's Crazy World" VHS.
  • This was the last episode for Louise English.

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