1sale of century


Episode: 28
Date: April 21, 1976
Time: 50:51
Musical Director:
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Producer: Mark Stuart
Director: Mark Stuart
Writer: Benny Hill


  • Ballad: So Many Girls
  • Quickie: Girl in the Park
  • Humphrey Bumphrey
    • Moving On
    • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
    • This is Your Life
    • Sale of the Half-Century
  • Getting To Know You
  • Eddie Buchanan - Dancing in the Nude
  • Is There Anything In It?
  • Quickie: Comanches!
  • Biology With Bellamy
  • Super Sonic
  • Tag: German Department Store


  • Moving On
  • Getting To Know You
  • Biology With Bellamy
  • German Department Store



  • David Bellamy - "The female crocodile in her native environment lays a thousand eggs every year and the male crocodile comes along and eats 999 of those eggs because if he didn't we'd be up to our bloody necks in crocodiles."

  • German Professor - "You must never "assume," because when you "assume," you make an ass out of you and me!"

  • German Professor - "If you drive in Western London, you must be very careful. If you park your car, they will give you a ticket. They should give you a medal!"


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