Mariscos is a small Latin American country (possibly somewhere in Central America) where Jack Wright takes his vacation. Taking the 49P rate, he experiences the economy version over the more extravagant 50P rate. The trip is arranged by a ticket agent (Benny Hill) who tries talking him out of the cheaper rate with zero results. The bus to the airfield is through Duffo Tours whose bus leaves behind one of his suitcases and needs to be pushed by the passengers when it breaks down. The plane to Mariscos is on an old 40s-era biplane with a blind pilot (Benny Hill), a masculine stewardess (Bob Todd) and a partying crew.
On arrival, Jackie learns the hotel is under heavy renovation, and his room doesn't have a closet. The crude sounds from his beach ball earn him the ire of a local magistrate (Benny Hill) who follows him around the beach. When Jackie can't find a place to change, he tries changing by the hotel pool but gets reprimanded only after changing rooms become available. In the hotel restaurant, Jackie is served by a distracted waiter (Benny Hill) who puts wine in his dish and souffle in his glass. When the crude sounds of his beach ball get him arrested, Jackie gets stuck in jail with another prisoner (Benny Hill) who steals his gruel.
Because of his jail sentence, Jackie has to rent a bicycle to get home, but when he gets a flat, the crude sounds from his inner tube get him arrested again.


  • Benny has seven roles in this sketch.
  • Bob Todd has three roles in this sketch.
  • Helli Louise plays the stewardess in the Playboy bunny outfit.
  • Sue Bond reveals her posterior in the scene where the doors fall off the changing rooms.



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