Her Majesty's Prison Teddington is a royal prison in the small town of Teddington, a town within the northwest of Greater London. It suffers an escape when one of its prisoners (Benny Hill) breaks through its walls, evading its guards and stealing clothes to run loose through the area. Forced to dress as a woman, he unfortunately finds himself the source of attention by two cops who thinks he's cute. Forced to shed his female costume, he runs loose through the area again before getting the attention of two affectionate lady cops, driving him to try breaking into prison again.
- The Escaped Prisoner was played by Benny Hill. The lady officers were played by Lesley Goldie and Penny Meredith.