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Production[]

Episode: 47
Date: January 16, 1984
Time: 51:39
Musical Director: Ronnie Aldrich
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography: Libby Roberts
Producer: Dennis Kirkland
Director: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill

Episode[]

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Highlights[]

  • Stupid Cupid
  • Cafe Bizarre
  • Fingers McNee

Cast[]

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Quotes[]

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  • Fred Scuttle - "Columbojack. It's a cross between Columbo and Kojak."
    Henry McGee - "Does he wear dirty rain coats or suck lollipops?"
    Fred Scuttle - "He sucks dirty rain coats."


  • Fred Scuttle - "He's invented the ultimate weapon. He says it destroys people without destroying the house. Fred says we've got that in England. It's called a mortgage."

  • Wall Graffiti - "Why do bees hum? - They don't know the words."

  • Wall Graffiti - "What's the difference between a nice girl and garbage? - Garbage gets taken out once a week - Not around here it doesn't."

  • Wall Signage - "Customers are respectfully requested not to ask for credit... As a smack in the mouth might offend."

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