Celebrity menu

Celebrity MenuEdit

(from The Halitosis Kid)

  • Edwina Currie with Anika Rice
  • Pile of Fitzgerald
  • Magnus Pike (fish)
  • Orville & Dean (skate)
  • Samantha Fox (tender young game bird with no dressing)
  • Cynthia Payne (Brussel sprouts)
  • Jimmy Tarbuck
  • Russell Harty
  • Charles and Diana Salad (lettuce alone)
  • Oliver Reed (thick slice of ham in brandy)
  • Superman (ham with capon)
  • Anne Diamond (sheeps head with brains taken out)
  • Clive James (load of sweet bread)
  • Frank Bruno (black pudding with mussels)
  • Cyril Smith (white meat)
  • Little & Large (shrimp and white meat)
  • Vera Lynn (white meat)
  • Nina Myskow (jawbone of an ass with a double helping of tongue and a lot on top)
  • Joan Bakewell (tart)
  • Semolina Scott
  • Dolly Parton (little beef with large pear)
  • Lena Zavaroni (macaroni)
  • John McEnroe
  • Larry Grayson (puff pastry)
  • Tia Maria Whittaker (drink in a D-cup)
  • Alec Guinness (drink)
  • Mr. T (drink)

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